Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Ab kaisa hy wo?
Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye
2 Sardar match dekh rahe the. Dhoni ne chouka lagaya.
1st-Dekho GOAL hua.
2nd-Oye, Goal isme nahi Cricket me hota hai
Sardar goes to
DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.
He calls everyone & says,
DON'T CALL ME..
I am at Petrol Pump.
आधी रात का समय था , काली रात थी ।
समय रुक गया था , भयानक सन्नाटा था ।
इतने मैं ...........................एक सरदार चीलाया
कुकदुकू ............... कुक डू कु
सरदार एक साधू से बोला : बाबा मेरी बीवी
बहुत परेशान करती है कोई उपाय बताओ ।
साधू : बेटा उपाय होता तो मैं साधू क्यू बनता
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
Sardarji is writing a letter to his son.
It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast,
so am writing this letter very slow."
A Sardar was in a hotel and his cellular phone rang.
He picked it up and said " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain ,br>
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Teacher-: oxygen is must 4 breathing & 4 life.. it was discoverd in1773..
Sardaar-: thank god!i was born after that, pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Santa to banta:"raat ko
teri khidki khuli thi,
I enjoyed full seen of u
& yr wife"
Banta:"Ban gaya na
Bhuddu,main kal puri raat ghar hi nahi tha"
Banta came home & found
his wife laying naked in bed
and cigar in the ashtray
beside the bed.
Banta: i will
i will kill unless u
tell me where the
cigar came from!"
A muffled voice came from
under the bed....."Havana"
Santa:"I was away for a week.
Yesterday i sent a fax to my wife I'had be
home that night,and when
I got into my room
I found my wife in another
why, tell me why!"
Banta:"may be, my friend,
she didnot get the fax"
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinkingt of u.
So don’t play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
1 Sardar - bata is tokari mein kaya hai to isme rakhe ande tere , ye bata ki kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere ;or ye batayega ki ye ande kiske hai to vo murgi bhi teri
2 sardar pahle hint to de .
Sardarji ko machharon ne raat bhar kata,
sardar ji ko gussa aya,
Usne Jhahar P Liya or Chilaya,
Ab kato salo maroge" !!!
Jo Dil Ko Dard De, Jo Dil Ko Dard De, Use DILDAR Kahate Hai, Or jo sar ko dard de use SARDAR Kahate hai