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Question :-what is love and explain in details ?................... (40 marks)
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 10 from 40)
UK's Student...... Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 10 from40)
Indian Student........
Answer :
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
Phone Addiction
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
N.B :- Don't ask Indian students , they can stretch any thing for 40 marks !
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Qualities of an Ideal STUDENT :

CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation
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पिता : कैसा रहा तुम्हारा पेपर??

बेटा : बस पहला सवाल छूट गया!!

पिता : अच्छा? और बाकी??

बेटा : तीसरा मुझे आता नहीं था... चौथा करना भूल गया.. पाँचवा मुझे नज़र
नहीं आया और छटा पेपर कीपिछली तरफ था, मैने देखानहीं!!

पिता (गुस्से में) : और दूसरे सवाल का क्या किया??

बेटा : बस वो ही ग़लत हो गया!!
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya
or kal raat fir ek honhar student bina padhe so gaya..
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राजू : आन्सर शीट पर सबसे पहले क्या लिखूं?

पप्पू : यह की इस शीट पर लिखे गए आन्सर काल्पनिक है जिनका किसी भी किताब से कोई सम्बन्ध नहीं है!
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