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Question :-what is love and explain in details ?................... (40 marks)
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Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 10 from 40)
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UK's Student...... Answer : Love is pain.
... ( marks : 10 from40)
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Indian Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !
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N.B :- Don't ask Indian students , they can stretch any thing for 40 marks !
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Qualities of an Ideal STUDENT :

CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top!
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation
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पिता : कैसा रहा तुम्हारा पेपर??

बेटा : बस पहला सवाल छूट गया!!

पिता : अच्छा? और बाकी??

बेटा : तीसरा मुझे आता नहीं था... चौथा करना भूल गया.. पाँचवा मुझे नज़र
नहीं आया और छटा पेपर कीपिछली तरफ था, मैने देखानहीं!!

पिता (गुस्से में) : और दूसरे सवाल का क्या किया??

बेटा : बस वो ही ग़लत हो गया!!
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Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,
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aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi
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Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya
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or kal raat fir ek honhar student bina padhe so gaya..
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राजू : आन्सर शीट पर सबसे पहले क्या लिखूं?

पप्पू : यह की इस शीट पर लिखे गए आन्सर काल्पनिक है जिनका किसी भी किताब से कोई सम्बन्ध नहीं है!
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