Karara Jawaab.
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Teacher To Boy : Ek Taraf Paisa Hai
Ek
Taraf Dimag
Tum Kya Choose Karoge ???
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Boy- Paisa. . .!!!
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Teacher- Galat Main Hoti To Dimag
Leti !!!
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Boy- Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai Wo
Wahi
To Lega
Na Madam

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student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Student: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

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'TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI,PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

Student: . . . . ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO

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Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao
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Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???

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Teacher : Water Ka FormuLa Batao.?

PATHAN: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4 +AlCl3+NaOH+KOH +HNO3+HCL+CO2...

Teacher: Ye Ans Galat Hai..
PATHAN : Ma’m Ye NAALE Ka Pani Hai

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