Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
Happu Singh: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jahiyo!Read Details
Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!Read Details
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school ?”
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school ?”
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school "..!!!Read Details
Waqt or Teacher me Thoda sa Fark hota he
Techer sikha kar imthan leta he
Waqt imthan lekar sikhata heRead Details
The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires.Read Details
If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"Read Details
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal!
टीचर : बच्चो वादा करो कभी सराब , सिगरेट नही पियोगे ।
बच्चे : नही पियेंगे ।
टीचर : लड़कियों को पिच्छा नही करोगे ।
बच्चे : नही करेंगे ।
टीचर : उन पर आवाज़ नही कसोगे ।
बच्चे : नही कसेंगे ।
टीचर : वतन पर जिंदगी कुर्बान करोगे ।
बच्चे : कर देंगे ।
वैसे भी ऐसी जिंदगी जी कर क्या करेंRead Details