Kehte He Ki Khubsurat Chiz Dekhne Se Insan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jata H
To H hi Nhi
ohh<^\_so sadRead Details
=>Apno ko yaad karna pyar hai,
Gairo ka sath dena sanskar hai.
Dushmano ko maaf karna upkar hai,
Arey yeh toh
Mera Adhikar hai.Read Details
Bindass muskurao kya Gam h.
ZindGi me tension Kisko Kam h.
SmS Se Yaad karne Wale To Bahut h,
Par Apko DiL se 'TANG' Karne wale Sirf HuM Hai"(*_*)Read Details
Mubark ho Sab Se kam
SMS Karane Par
Milta Hai 180 cc
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enjoy DriveRead Details
Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki
1 - Time Nai
2 - Free SMS Nai
3 - Balance Nai
4 - Network Nai
5 - Soye SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nai...Read Details
MERE HAR SMS ko zara DO BAR padha kijiye,
Kisi ki Chahat ka Ehsas kiya kijiye,
Koi DiL se Yaad kar raha hai Aapko,
Or Aap keh Rahe ho Pareshan Mat kijiye.Read Details
Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye
Aap se jo bhi ban pade,
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi SudharengeRead Details
Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….Read Details
Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
kutiya boli " chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain"Read Details
ये अफवाहें कौन फैला रहा है?Read Details
sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya
lekin urgent kaam tha ,
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai.
hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..Read Details
Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi...
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi...
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab...
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi...
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!Read Details
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... Read Details
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father,
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old.
? "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful...
It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! Read Details
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck,
otherwise even the dog would not play with you.Read Details
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowedRead Details
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please
wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! Read Details
No matter how sad, no matter how blue, i feel better juz thinking of u.
But i'm happier each time i msg u coz i noe i'll be disturbing YOU!!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u.
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a
R u in jail again??
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ?
Save The World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Read Details
.NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U,
...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODYRead Details
I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting
friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!Read Details
I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.
I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.
I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable.
i was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. Read Details
News:3 Chimps escaped from the zoo.1 was caught watching tv. Another playing football & the 3rd was caught reading this SMSRead Details
JAANI... jalit ko aag kahte hai,
kobra ko naag kahte hai,
garden ko baag kahte hai,
or jo aap me nahi use DIMAAG kahate haiRead Details
Roses are RED, Violets are BLU, Monkeys Like U, Shd be kept in the ZOO, Dont Worry, u'll find me thereTOO, Not in
Cage, but LAUGHING AT U, HA HA HAA!!Read Details