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Kehte He Ki Khubsurat Chiz

Kehte He Ki Khubsurat Chiz Dekhne Se Insan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jata H
"
PAR AFSOS 
apke Pass
"MERI PHOTO"
To H hi Nhi
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(';')
 )'(
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ohh<^\_so sadRead Details

=>Apno ko yaad karna pyar

=>Apno ko yaad karna pyar hai,
Gairo ka sath dena sanskar hai.
Dushmano ko maaf karna upkar hai,
Aur
Apko
paresan
karna..
Arey yeh toh
Mera Adhikar hai.Read Details

Bindass muskurao kya Gam h.

Bindass muskurao kya Gam h. 
ZindGi me tension Kisko Kam h.
SmS Se Yaad karne Wale To Bahut h,
Par Apko DiL se 'TANG' Karne wale Sirf HuM Hai"(*_*)Read Details

Mubark ho Sab Se kam SMS

Mubark ho Sab Se kam
SMS Karane Par
Milta Hai 180 cc
Ka
Gadha
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/.".) " ------;";
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//\\ // \\

enjoy DriveRead Details

Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho

Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki

1 - Time Nai
2 - Free SMS Nai
3 - Balance Nai
4 - Network Nai

5 - Soye SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nai...Read Details

MERE HAR SMS ko zara

MERE HAR SMS ko zara DO BAR padha kijiye,
Kisi ki Chahat ka Ehsas kiya kijiye,
Koi DiL se Yaad kar raha hai Aapko,
Or Aap keh Rahe ho Pareshan Mat kijiye.Read Details

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye 

Aap se jo bhi ban pade, 
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi SudharengeRead Details

Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue

Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… 

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….Read Details

Ek kutiya ne pillon ko

Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
kutiya boli " chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain"Read Details

तुम अच्छे, ईमानदार, संस्कारवान, सुन्दर, सुशील, सभ्य, प्यारे, खुबसुरत, दिमागदार हो अरे .... पता करो ये

तुम अच्छे,
ईमानदार,
संस्कारवान,
सुन्दर,
सुशील,
सभ्य,
प्यारे,

खुबसुरत,
दिमागदार हो

अरे ....
पता करो
ये अफवाहें कौन फैला रहा है?Read Details

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya 
lekin urgent kaam tha ,
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai.
hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..Read Details

Dheere dheere apna bana gaya

Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi...
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi...
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab...
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi...
Read Details

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! Read Details

Hello, this is GOD. I

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. 
My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. Read Details

am a killer,I kill

 am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!Read Details

My mother in law walks

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... Read Details

One out of four people

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father,
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. Read Details

The more I learn the

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? 
Read Details

This cat, is cat, a

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat,
busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! Read Details

We cannot grant you a

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old.
? "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." Read Details

You are so beautiful, sweet

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... 
It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! Read Details

Some people die. Others become

Some people die. Others become a teacher... Read Details

You used to be so

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck,
otherwise even the dog would not play with you.Read Details

What he want, I do

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowedRead Details

We will now upgrade your

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please 
wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! Read Details

No matter how sad, no

No matter how sad, no matter how blue, i feel better juz thinking of u.
But i'm happier each time i msg u coz i noe i'll be disturbing YOU!!!
hahahahaha (',) Read Details

My Life was in darkness

My Life was in darkness before i met u.
but now it is bright.
u know why?
....
....
Coz u r a
"TUBELIGHT" Read Details

no visits.... no calls.... no

no visits.... 
no calls....
no sms....
no mails....
no miscals....
i'm worried...
R u in jail again?? Read Details

Do u know that your

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? 
Save The World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly Read Details

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, 
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Read Details

.NOBODY like U,NOBODY cares for

.NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U,
...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODYRead Details

I would like 2 officially

I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting 
friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!Read Details

I wrote ur name on

I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.
I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.
I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK! Read Details

I saw something in a

I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. 
i was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection. Read Details

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. Read Details

News:3 Chimps escaped from the

News:3 Chimps escaped from the zoo.1 was caught watching tv. Another playing football & the 3rd was caught reading this SMSRead Details

JAANI... jalit ko aag kahte

JAANI... jalit ko aag kahte hai,
kobra ko naag kahte hai,
garden ko baag kahte hai,
or jo aap me nahi use DIMAAG kahate haiRead Details

Roses are RED, Violets are

Roses are RED, Violets are BLU, Monkeys Like U, Shd be kept in the ZOO, Dont Worry, u'll find me thereTOO, Not in 

Cage, but LAUGHING AT U, HA HA HAA!!Read Details