Son: Papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa: No Son. I'm busy

Son: Usme 1 ladki ne bina kapdo k sher pe sawari ki he

Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho... Chalo bahut din hue sher nahi

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A Special Package for Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

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Wife: bas kro ji raat k 12 baje se kar rahay ho
or subh k 6 ho chuke h.
Thake nahi kya? Kitna karoge?
Husbnd:
karne do na darling
abhi to mere 200 msg aur free h

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Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai,
Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
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Maa:
“ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya? ”
Beti:
“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ”
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Maa:
“ TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To
7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai .”

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Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell
Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein
Gusse Se Boli:
“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo
Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“

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