: WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE ......





WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE .....



Population: 110 crore
9 crore retired

37 crore in state Govt;
20 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)



1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )



25 crore in school



1 crore are under 5 years





15 crore unemployed





1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals


Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail


The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy in reading this message



HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

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Cultural difference
between USA & India
In USA u can kiss at any
public place but
cant do SUSU.
In India u can SUSU
at any public place
but cant do KISS

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बरगर - पीजा खाना है और शान से जीना - मरना
ऐसी – तैसी लस्सी की, अब पेप्सी कोला पीना है
डॉलर सबका बाप है और रुपया सबका साला है
फॉरेन कपड़े पहनेंगे हम, फॉरेन खाना खायेंगे
फॉरेन धुन पर डांस करेंगे, फॉरेन गाने गायेंगे


गंदा पानी पी लेतें हैं, सचमुच भारतवासी हैं
भूखे रहकर जी लेते हैं, सचमुच के सन्यासी हैं

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Saadar Sri Hari Smaran!
Vivekanand ji ko down karne ke liye paadariyo ne Vivekanand ji se kaha-
God ne English people ko pura White banaya aur neegro ko pura black. but poor indians no black no white.
Vivekanand ji bole- Mujh se puri story suno-God ne pahli bread banayi to kacchi rah gayi, is liye white ban gayi. fir God ne dusri ko kaccha na rah jaye is liye jyada garam kar diya to bread jal gayi aur black ho gayi. Tab God ne tisri ko dhyan se theek theek tayyar kiya to bilkul sahi bread tayyar huyi. kacchi bread se english, jali huyi se neegro aur tisri sahi bread se indians tayyar huye.
Vivekanand ji ne apni hajir jawabi se ek baar fir unhe defeat di. please clap for great Vivekanad.

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An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

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