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1960"s girlAmi ma jeans pehn

1960"s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010"s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka wasta kuch to pehn le:

Major Rohail:Dr. sab main jb

Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se
Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”

Anti Misba: mei driver ko

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

TensionLarki ne Major Rohail se

Tension

Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi

raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye

Major usy hospital le gya

Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen

MAJOR KO TENSION

wo bola

mei iska baap nhe! phir

Lrki se pucha

wo boli

Yhee is bche ka bap hy

MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION

pher police i

Major ka medical checkup hua

Report i
k
Mojar Rohail 

kbe bap nhe bn skta

Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya

khushi khushi bahar aya

OR PHER

Socha k
jo 4 bache ghar pe hein

WO KIS K HEN

PHIR TENSION

Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko

Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy
k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

Major Rohail apni shadi ke

Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
“SUHAG RAT” wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha

Doctor: sorry Major sabAp ke

Doctor: sorry Major sab
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai

Anti Misba: Ab mera tumhara

Anti Misba: Ab mera tumhara koe rishta nahi rahaa 
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu

Major Rohail: oka...y Lets start with Kisses

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

Major Rohail apni shadi ke

Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the.

Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy.



Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai.

Bubbli:“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti

Bubbli:

“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal

ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”

.

Anti Misba:

“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai

wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

Janta hy mera baap kon

Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me 
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan 

Man Teases his ex-wife's new

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

1 ladki ne coin dalke

1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg 
Sandal utari,56kg 
Jacket utari,53kg 
Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam 
1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!

Wife going to USA Wife:Do u

Wife going to USA
Wife:Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months

75 yr old man got

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.

On their first night both were crying - Why?



Reason - Because she didn't know anything, 

and he had forgotten everything..! 

Doctor to Lady: U r

Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !

Mere sabher ka na le

Mere sabher ka na le imtehaan tu
Meri khamoshiyon ko sada na de
Jo tere bagair na jee sake
Usse jeene ki dua na de
Tu aziz di o nazar se hai
Tu qareeb rago jaan se hai
Mere jism o jaan ka ye fasla
Kahin waqt aur barha na de
Tujhe bhool ke bhi na bhoola sakon
Tujhe chah ke bhi na pa sakon
Meri hasraton ko shumar de
Meri chahaton ka sila na de
Woh tadap jo shola e jaan mein thi
Mere tan badan se lipat gai
Jo bujha sake to bujha isse
Na bujha sake to hawa na de

एक चादर में लिपटे दो

एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन *
तेरी चांदनी में नहाऊं मैं और हर तरफ बस अंधेरा हो,
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो
तेरे मखमली बदन में,खुशबुऒं के चमन में
सदियों तक वो रात चले,सदियों दूर सवेरा हो
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन , एक तेरा हो एक मेरा हो
तेरे होठों को सिल दूं मैं अपने होठों के धागे से
एक सन्नाटे में खामोशी से, तेरी बाहों ने मुझको घेरा हो
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, क तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो
दोनों लिपटें एक दूजे से, गांठ सी लग जाए बदनों में
मेरे जिस्म में घर मिल जाए तुझे, तेरे जिस्म में मेरा बसेरा हो
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो
आज मन कहता है कि कुछ ऐसा हो, तू बन जाए मैं , मैं बन जाऊं तू
बिस्तर पे तेरे मेरे सिवा,सिर्फ ज़ुनून और खामोशी का डेरा हो
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो

Why were males created before

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

ghadi detergent walon ki beti

ghadi detergent walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi , why.. because they said ''pehle istemaal karo; phir vishwas karo''...

Consequences of American life style:

Consequences of American life style: 
The wife rushed into house screaming 
2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! 


 Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Remove your Shirt, Remove your

Remove your Shirt, 
Remove your Pants too, 
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed.