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1960"s girlAmi ma jeans pehn
1960"s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010"s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka wasta kuch to pehn le:
Major Rohail:Dr. sab main jb
Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se
Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
Anti Misba: mei driver ko
Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
TensionLarki ne Major Rohail se
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
Major usy hospital le gya
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
MAJOR KO TENSION
wo bola
mei iska baap nhe! phir
Lrki se pucha
wo boli
Yhee is bche ka bap hy
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
pher police i
Major ka medical checkup hua
Report i
k
Mojar Rohail
kbe bap nhe bn skta
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
khushi khushi bahar aya
OR PHER
Socha k
jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
WO KIS K HEN
PHIR TENSION
Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko
Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy
k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
Major Rohail apni shadi ke
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
“SUHAG RAT” wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha
Doctor: sorry Major sabAp ke
Doctor: sorry Major sab
Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail: koe baat nhe
Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai
Anti Misba: Ab mera tumhara
Anti Misba: Ab mera tumhara koe rishta nahi rahaa Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu Major Rohail: oka...y Lets start with Kisses
Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho
Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai
Major Rohail apni shadi ke
Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai.
Bubbli:“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti
Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”
Janta hy mera baap kon
Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
Man Teases his ex-wife's new
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
1 ladki ne coin dalke
1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kg Sandal utari,56kg Jacket utari,53kg Fir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam 1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!
Wife going to USA Wife:Do u
Wife going to USA Wife:Do u want anything from USA? Husband: Yeah, an english girl Wife returns from USA Husband:where's my gift? Wife:wait for 9 months
75 yr old man got
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why?
Reason - Because she didn't know anything,
and he had forgotten everything..!
Doctor to Lady: U r
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
Mere sabher ka na le
Mere sabher ka na le imtehaan tu Meri khamoshiyon ko sada na de Jo tere bagair na jee sake Usse jeene ki dua na de Tu aziz di o nazar se hai Tu qareeb rago jaan se hai Mere jism o jaan ka ye fasla Kahin waqt aur barha na de Tujhe bhool ke bhi na bhoola sakon Tujhe chah ke bhi na pa sakon Meri hasraton ko shumar de Meri chahaton ka sila na de Woh tadap jo shola e jaan mein thi Mere tan badan se lipat gai Jo bujha sake to bujha isse Na bujha sake to hawa na de
एक चादर में लिपटे दो
एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन * तेरी चांदनी में नहाऊं मैं और हर तरफ बस अंधेरा हो, एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो तेरे मखमली बदन में,खुशबुऒं के चमन में सदियों तक वो रात चले,सदियों दूर सवेरा हो एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन , एक तेरा हो एक मेरा हो तेरे होठों को सिल दूं मैं अपने होठों के धागे से एक सन्नाटे में खामोशी से, तेरी बाहों ने मुझको घेरा हो एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, क तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो दोनों लिपटें एक दूजे से, गांठ सी लग जाए बदनों में मेरे जिस्म में घर मिल जाए तुझे, तेरे जिस्म में मेरा बसेरा हो एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो आज मन कहता है कि कुछ ऐसा हो, तू बन जाए मैं , मैं बन जाऊं तू बिस्तर पे तेरे मेरे सिवा,सिर्फ ज़ुनून और खामोशी का डेरा हो एक चादर में लिपटे दो बदन, एक तेरा हो और एक मेरा हो
Why were males created before
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
ghadi detergent walon ki beti
ghadi detergent walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi , why.. because they said ''pehle istemaal karo; phir vishwas karo''...
Consequences of American life style:
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming
2 her husband, Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Remove your Shirt, Remove your
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed.
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