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हाशमी के पेट का ओपरेशन

जब हॉलीवुड में फिल्म का सीक्वल बनता है तो नाम कुछ ऐसे होते हैं:
1. रैम्बो
2. रैम्बो 2
3. रैम्बो 3
बॉलीवुड:
1. कोई मिल गया
2. क्रिश
3. क्रिश 3
साउथ इंडियन:
1. जीने नहीं दूंगा
2. ...गले जन्म भी जीने नहीं दूंगा
3. पैदा ही नहीं होने दूंगा ..

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भयंकर  पेट दर्द  के  कारण इमरान  हाशमी के पेट का ओपरेशन किया गया | 

डाँक्टर - " ओपरेशन इज सक्सेफुल, ही इज आऊट ओफ डेंजर "
रिश्तेदार - " मगर डाँक्टर हुआ क्या था?"
डाँक्टर - "घबराने कि कोई बात नही, जिसके कारण पेट दर्द कर रहा था वो हमने निकाल लिया है "
रिश्तेदार - "क्या  था  वो ?"

डाँक्टर - "6  किलो 

लिपस्टीक...!!!"

Fimly Dialogue Message Jokes

joke in salman khan style

"WANTED"...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...

"DABBANG"...
Hum tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare...

"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: I, Me, and Myself...

"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...

"KICK"...
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin.

"JAI HO"...
Ager mera msg aapko achcha lage to thank u mat bolna. Woh msg ko 3 logo ko forward kar dena

Lunch is going on Hema Malini

Lunch is going on
Hema Malini :Beta aur roti le
Ranbir:Bas Aunty
Dharmendra:inn kutton ke samne mat nachna
Bobby:Papa Ranbir ne basanti nai bas aunty bola hai

Alia Bhat to a Doctor:

Alia Bhat to a Doctor: Kya aap sirf 7 days aur 24 hours kam krte ho? 

Doctors Said: Yes! 

Alia: To Baki zindagi bhar aaram! Muzhe bhi Dentist banna hai !!

Alia Bhatt goes to the

Alia Bhatt goes to the Dentist.

Dentist: Yes Alia what can I do for you. 

Alia: Doctor my
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गायक मुकेश ने पूछा था

गायक मुकेश ने पूछा था  

"पानी रे पानी तेरा रंग कैसा ...

"इस गाने का जवाब इतने साल बाद 

गुरू श्री हनीसिंग से मिला" ब्लू है पानी पानी पानी

Sunney Leone Jokes सनी लीओन

Sunney Leone Jokes 


सनी लीओन की लोकप्रियता देख, भारत सरकार ने postal stamp बनवाए.

stamp की खपत इतनी बढी केसनी भी खूश और भारत सरकार भी खुश.

तब कहीं से शिकायते आनी शुरू हुई के भैया stamp तो चिपकता ही नहीं, 

सरकार ने एक कमीशन का गठन किया और जाँच के आदेश दे दिये.

कुछ दिनों में ही जाँच का रिपोर्ट आ गया के stamp तो बिल्कुल सही है, 


लोग चाटतें गलत side से है.

Those who thought 'Neil Nitin

Those who thought 'Neil Nitin Mukesh'
is three .....Sanjay Leela Bhansaali is a
entire family.
Sanjay- Leela- Bahan -Saali

Hone waali Saas: Kya aapki

Hone waali Saas: Kya aapki beti mein Sanskar hain?
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Beti ka Baap: Ha... Humari Beti "Alok Nath 9001:4200" Certified hai ji!!

Alok Nath Series Jokes ================= When Alok

Alok Nath Series Jokes
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When Alok Nath was born; Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"
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Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.
- Haridwar and Pariwar      

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-   Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar   Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.   

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Alok Nath has never received salary, he always receives pension.      
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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks      

Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'      
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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".       
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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.      
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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.      

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Alok Nath: Arohi   Arohi: Kya??   
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana      

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl   who is yet to be born...      

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"      

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.      

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".      

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!      
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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.      
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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari'

Hindi Songs & their Medical

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings 


 Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale  Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi   Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge  Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai  Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon  Cataract  

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna  Alzheimers

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole  Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi   Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere  Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata  Piles    

And Sabse Mast 

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai Loose Motion

अमिताभ बच्चन और प्राण साहब

अमिताभ बच्चन और प्राण साहब बस स्टॉप पर खड़े थे,
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बस आई, प्राण साहब बस में चढ़ गए लेकिन अमिताभ जी नहीं चढ़े। 
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क्योंकि बस पर लिखा था :
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रघुकुल रीत सदा चली आई.... 
''प्राण'' जाए पर ''बचन'' न जाई

. Aishwariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To

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Aishwariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..
Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big B..

Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss World..
Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??
Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji..

Who is the first indians

Who is the first indians to use 4G ???
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Har baar rajnikanth nhi
hota hai??
He is anil kapoor
AG, oG , loG , sunoG

धरती से जाने के बाद

धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे ...

यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा -: कौन हो तुम ?

इस पर प्राण बोले... इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब, 
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...

यमराज: जानते हो कहाँ खङे हो, और किससे बात कर रहे हो?

प्राण: सब पता है, शेर खान ने शादी नहीं की तो क्या, बारातें बहुत देखी हैं...

यमराज (चिल्लाते हुए) -: हम यम हैँ यम! इस तरह से बात कैसे कर रहे हो??

प्राण: चिल्लाओ नहीं बरखुरदार , गला खराब हो जाएगा ...

Jiya Jale, Jaan Jale, Raat

Jiya Jale, Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dua Chale ..........Bukhar

Tadap Tadap ke is Dil se Aah Nikalti Rahi ...........Heart Attack

Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baki Hai ............ Pet Kharab

Bidi Jalai Le, Jigar Se Piya, Jigar Mai Badi Aag Hai ....... Acidity 

Tujhme Rab Dikhata Hai, Mai Kya Karoo ...............Motiyabind

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahana ........ Memor Loss

Man Dole Mer Tan Dole ........... Mirgi

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur!
Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele
basanti ke bhi lele,jay or veeru ke bhi lele,ramu kaka ke bhi lele,

Octopus banja Haramkhor!

Dr to Ashwaryas baby in

Dr to Ashwaryas baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.

Barfi: Real life story of most

Barfi:
Real life story of most couples...
Mute husband and Mad wife. :D

Gabbar : Are O Sambha

Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya
dekh raha tha..!! ;)

A Lesson From Salman Khan

A Lesson From Salman Khan Movie Bodyguard Log Kehte Hain,
Pyaar Itna Bhi Mat Karo K Girl Friend SIr Pe Sawar Ho Jaye 


Hum Kehte Hain k Pyar Itna Karo k......... ....... . . . . . . . . 
GirL-friend Ki Friend b Tumhare Saath Farar Ho Jay....... ......ll

God : what do you

God : what do you want?
Boy : A Beautiful Girl 

God : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif
If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu
and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d'souza
Whats your name my son?

Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes

God: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai :)

Bhayankar pet dard k karan

Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko imran hasmi ka operation karna pada
and u know what they found..??
5kg LIPSTIC

GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate

GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha. 
VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga. 
GABBAR:- Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.

ZARIN, KARINA KAITRINA. Tino ki skin Ek

ZARIN,
KARINA 
KAITRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori hai. kyo?

socho!

Kyoki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
"Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi".

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