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Patient : "Doctor, my wife

Patient : "Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!"
"Nonsense!" says the Doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix."
Patient : "That may well be true, but some people have a second wife

एक Doctor की तपस्या से

एक Doctor की तपस्या से खुश होकर भगवान ने उसे दर्शन दिये और कहा: मांगो वत्स क्या चाहिये?
Doctor के मुंह खोलने से पहले ही भगवान टोकते हुये बोले:"वत्स, 3 चीज़ें छोड़कर ही मांगना -
1.High income के बारे में कुछ नहीं पूछना
2. 5 डेज़ वीक के बारे में कुछ नहीं पूछना
3. 6 बजे घर जाने के बारे में तो सपने में भी नहीं सोचना..
अब मांगो क्या चाहिये?
Doctor: प्रभू, अपने दर्शन दिया, उसके लिये धन्यवाद",
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मुझे OPD वापिस जाना है, काम पेंडिंग हो गया आपके चक्कर me

Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum

Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge Ghalib....
Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hain... Doctor sahab aap settle ho gaye kya?

I remember one time I

I remember one time I told my doctor 
I had a ringing in my ears. 
His advice: 
"Don't answer it."

Another guy told the doctor

Another guy told the doctor that he thought 
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said, 
" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

While he was talking to

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, 
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." 
The doctor said, 
"Tell him I can't see him."

You know, doctors can be

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. 
You wait a month and a half for an appointment, 
Then he says, 
"I wish you had come to me sooner."

When I told my doctor

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, 
He told me to stop going to those places!

My doctor sure has his

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. 
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." 
The doctor gave him some pills and said, 
"Here, take these  
If they don't work, give me a ring."

One patient came in and

One patient came in and said,
"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem" 
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, 
"When did what start?"

Another time, a man came

Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, 
"Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."

Another time, he gave a

Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. 
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, 
So, the doctor gave him another six months.

He treated one woman for

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years ..
Before he realized she was Chinese.

To My Doctor who is

To My Doctor who is always in action . . 
MY DOCTOR
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again!

पेशेंट: डाक्टर साहब सुबहा उठ

पेशेंट: डाक्टर साहब सुबहा उठ कर साँस लेने में तकलीफ होती है।  
डाक्टर: कितने बजे उठते हो?  
पेशेंट: ठीक आठ बजे।  
डाक्टर: जल्दी उठा करो ...रामदेव के लोग सुबह छ: बजे उठकर सारी औक्सीजन खीच लेते हैं।

Mandir k pujari ko loose

Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gaya.

medicine lete samay pujari ne doctor ko poocha "ANY PRECAUTIONS?"

Doctor bola:"SHANKH : zor se mat bajaana"...

Operation ke bad patient bola-Doctor

Operation ke bad patient bola-Doctor Sahab!
kya ab main"ROG MUKT HU"?
Samne se jawab mila-Beta! 
Doctor Sahab to dharti par rah gaye, 

Main to"CHITRA GUPT HU"

Patient- dr. saab jab Mai

Patient- dr. saab jab Mai sidha khada rehkar halka sa jhuk kar apni left leg ghutne se modkar sidhi karta hoon fir right leg ko ghutne se modkar sidhi karta hoon tab kamar mein dard hota hai....

Dr.-To aisa drama karte hi kyun ho?

Patient - to kya mai ab kaccha bhi na pehnu..

महिला डॉक्टर: तुम रोज़ सुबह

महिला डॉक्टर: तुम रोज़ सुबह क्लीनिक के बाहर खड़े होकर औरतों को क्यों घूरते हो?
आदमी: जी आप ने ही लिखा है, "औरतों को देखने का समय सुबह 9 बजे से 11 बजे तक।"

डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे

डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए?
मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी।
डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते।
मरीज: वही तो किया था।

Salim: Dr Saab, loose motions

Salim: Dr Saab, loose motions ho rahe hain aur potty ki jagah noodles nikal rahe hain...

Dr. Pareshaan... Aisa kaise ho sakta hai, mere saamne potty kar k dikhaao...

Salim lungi utha k potty karne baith jaata hai...

Dr. Jhuk k dekhta hai aur bolta h...

Haraamkhor, ye jaali waali baniyaan upar kar k baitha kar...

एक आदमी तेजी से डॉक्टर

एक आदमी तेजी से डॉक्टर के केबिन में घुसा और बोला  डॉक्टर साहब, मेरी बीवी ने पेट्रोल पी लिया है और अब वह पूरे घर में दौड़ लगा रही है.
डॉक्टर  घबराओ मत, जब पेट्रोल ख़त्म हो जायेगा तो खुद-ब-खुद रुक जाएगी.

Doctor puts new EAR implants

Doctor puts new EAR implants to a man.

Man: You fraud, you gave me a woman's ear?

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does! Now I hear everything
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but understand NOTHING :P

Mobile Salesman Jokes एक मोबाइल कंपनी

Mobile Salesman Jokes

एक मोबाइल कंपनी के सेल्समैन को दस्त हो गए. वह सीधा डॉक्टर के पास गया और उसने अपनी तकलीफ कुछ यूँ बयां की -

डॉक्टर साहब, सुबह से ही अनलिमिटेड आउटगोइंग चल रही है...
अंदर से नई-नई रिंगटोन सुनाई दे रही है ...
पेट में बेंलैंस भी खत्म हो गया है...
छोटा रिचार्ज भी करता हूं तो पांच मिनट में ही डिस्चॉर्ज हो जाता है ...
कृपया इस स्कीम को किसी भी तरह बंद करें ...

Dr.-tabiyat kesi hai? Mariz-pehle se zyada

Dr.-tabiyat kesi hai?
Mariz-pehle se zyada kharab hai.
Dr.-dawai khali thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to bhari hui thi.
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi?
M-ji,medical se le li thi.
Dr-bebkoof dawai pee li thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to laal thi.
Dr-haramzade dawai ko pi lia tha kya?
M-nahi sahab peelia to mujhe tha..

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