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Remove your Shirt, Remove your

Remove your Shirt, 
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Finally the suitcase is closed.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi? 
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....

girl- aj mat dalo boy-

girl- aj mat dalo 
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-
RAJ KIRAN DAS DIGAPAHANDI

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100

Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q?
Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai..

Pota : Dadag yeh Condom

Pota : Dadag yeh Condom kya hota hai ?
Dadag : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.

Ek mandir tha jisme buri

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab jate the 
sharukh gaye ......gayab
salman khan gay..... gayab
amir khan gaye ...... gayab
phir malika serawat gayi ...........
bhagwan gayab

A Girl went to repair

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

A teacher ask"wot part of

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz 
every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!


Ladki & Tea me hamesha

Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho 
2. Gori ho 
3. Tez ho 
4. Meethi ho 
5. Doodh zyada ho 
6. Do minute me taiyar ho 
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho. 

He came at night, explored my

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

Boy and girl of class

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

A beautiful girl goes to

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Sardar sent SMS to his

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Let me kiss ur lips, let

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

How wud sum common english

How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???

> >Have a nice day!
>----- * Achcha din lo!
>
>What's up?
>----- *Uppar kya hai?
>
>You're kidding!
>----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
>
>Don't kid me!
>----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
>
>Yo, baby! What's up?
>-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
>
>Cool man!
>-----* Thandaa aadmi!
>
>Check this out, man!
>----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
>
>Don't mess with me, dude.
>----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
>
>She's so fine!
>----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
>
>Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
>----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
>
>Hey good looking; what's cooking?
>----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
>
>Are you nuts?
>----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
>
>Son of a gun.
>----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
>
>Rock the party.
>---- * Party mein patthar feko.
>
>And the best ones are.....
>
>How do you do?
>----- * Kaise karte ho?
>
>Keep in touch!
>----- * Chhoote Raho.

Why boys go to temple

Why boys go to temple ?

? ? ?

Because a temple is the only place where u can find.. ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Pooja
Preeti
Bhavana
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
.......... ....... ... AND
Finally......TRIPTI..... & THEN MUKTI.....

Mother to her teenage daughter: I

Mother to her teenage

daughter: I think its right
time, we hsould talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?

Did you miss me today?

Did you miss me today? Be frank.

Really missed you today. Just

Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!

Honey, what time are you

Honey, what time are you coming back? 
Just need to send her off! 

Are we going out for

Are we going out for dinner tonight? 
Now don't say yes!

Not that I missed you.

Not that I missed you. Anyway, why did you not come to college today?

Just feel like doing it...

Just feel like doing it... I mean, taking you out for coffee in the evening. Coming? 

Double Meaning sms Wishes And Message, Double Meaning sms WhatsApp Picture Sticker