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surprised they behave like animals

Some parents got letters from the principal of the school that their children were behaving like animals..
One parent wrote back...
Sir,
You expect our children to...
Wake up like roosters
Carry bags like donkeys
Run to the school like deers
Work hard like ants
Copy from the blackboard like monkeys
Be quiet as fish
And after all this you are surprised they behave like animals???😄

पूछ ही लिया दूल्हे ने

एक शादी में शराबी भारी मात्रा में थे और
लड़कियों की भारी कमी थी।
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फिर मैंने एक से पूछ ही लिया दूल्हे ने
इंजीनियरिंग कहाँ से की है।

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER: . I

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER: 
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I was in12th
She was in 12th 
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I got B.Tech
She got BA
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I was doing B.Tech
She got M.A
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I was preparing for M.TECH
entrance,
She got married 
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I m doing M.TECH
She is d mother of 2 children
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I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st std,
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I became DOCTORATE
her daughter passed 10th
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I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my marriage & Her
daughter is my WIFE .
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Sala Agle Janam Arts hi Lunga. ...

Full from of:" S.C.H.O.O.L :" Six,

Full from of:" S.C.H.O.O.L
:" Six, Crappy, Hours, Of, Our, Life,
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Full form of:" C.L.A.S.S.
:" Come, Late, And, Start, Sleeping.

Log kuchh din cigrate-sharab pite h

Log kuchh din cigrate-sharab
pite h aur aadat lag jati h

Hme dekho
Hum Bchpn se pdhai kr rhe h
Aaj tk pdhai ki Aadat nhi lagi
iT's called
SELF CONTROL....

Father to his son: Math

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?
Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8
ugly Din Kehti Hai k 4+4=8
Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8
Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi...!

IN 2018. . . BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam

IN 2018.
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BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech + MBA ki rakh le. :

Girl and boy on a

Girl and boy on a chat

Girl : Hey wassup :) ...

Boy : Lux coziii baniyan with duke
Tshirt nice na..?

Girl : Acccha..!! Ha nice so kaise ho..??

Boy : I'm absolutly awsomm yar

Girl : Ohh "thank God" so any night plan..?

Boy : No i have day/nght Net pack
but why..??

Girl : kuch nahi Aise hi toh family mein kon kon hai

Boy : I hav parents 2 sisters and 1 younger bro i dint explain you he is too naughty.

Grl : Gr8 so Are you studying na

Boy : Ya he is youngr so strong too

Grl : Hey idiot you made me mad ??

Boy : He he yup 3 idiots awsom film i like rajuu role's most & sorry maid rakhne ka decision only mums take..

Grl : Chup ho ja sale illitrate

Boy : Tu chup ho ja sidhe keh de english nhi aati chali hai chat krne.

Aur haan eng litlature le kr pdha hu kya kr legii.

Moral : Ladki patane me bhi education kaam aati hai to padho or akhir jab pdhega India jabhi to badhega India

Hostel student to his frnd:-

Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-(
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya...??
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Student:- "yar ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di...

An engineering Student went &

An engineering Student went & proposed a girl


Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything for u.

Girl : Can u complete you Engineering without a single back?? 
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna

Log kuch din cigrete-sharab pite

Log kuch din cigrete-sharab pite h or aadi ho jate h.
Hme dekho.
Hm Bachpan se pdhai kr rhe h,
Aaj tk padhai k Aadi nhi hue,
dis is caled SELF CONTROL

Once rajnikant appeared in exam

Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E.
Guess what happened?
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Failed..?
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Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.
Rajni ho ya Gajni...
Sabki hai BAJNI............. :D

SIMILARITY Teacher : What is the

SIMILARITY
Teacher : What is the similarity between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi and Jesus ?
Pappu : All were born on Government Holidays.

अध्यापक ने कक्षा में सवाल

अध्यापक ने कक्षा में सवाल किया, "कौन-सा पक्षी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है...?"

शरारती सार्थक ने जवाब दिया, "हाथी, सर..."

सर का पारा चढ़ गया, और चीखकर बोले, "नालायक, बेवकूफ... तुम्हारे पिता क्या करते हैं...?"

सार्थक ने मासूमियत-भरे स्वर में कहा, "सर, वह दाऊद इब्राहीम की गैंग में शार्प शूटर हैं..."

सर ने तपाक से कहा, "शाबास बेटे, हाथी बिल्कुल सही जवाब है.

झोले मै किताब :: बिहार

झोले मै किताब :: बिहार विशवविधालय 

हाथ मै किताब :: बम्बई विशवविधालय 

किताब मोड़ कै जींस की पैंट मै :: दिली विशवविधालय

Educational Song- TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar

Educational Song-
TUTION-Idhar Chala Me udhar Chla
MATHS-Ajib dastan H Ye
EXAM-Zehrli Rate
RESULT-Dhak-2 Krne Lga
FAIL-Jag Suna-2 Lage

A tribute 2 ending school

A tribute 2 ending school lyf:
"Ek muddat k bad milne wali thi kaid se azadi..
Par kismat to dekho Jab aazadi mili to pinjre se pyar ho gya tha "

Techr-Bina ruke batao Bharat k

Techr-Bina ruke batao Bharat k rastrapti kon h? Kutub minar kaha h? 
Shtabdi ki raftar? Murgi kya deti h?

Student - Prtibha Delhi me 140 km/h ki raftar se Ande deti hai.

Smallest leave application by a

Smallest leave application by a Hryanvi Boy..
Dear Sir,
Jo thare bas ka ho kar liyo.
Mai kal skul ni aaria.
Yrs fthfuly,
Kallu ka Chora
(thari Beti ka Yaar)..

Education related songs: SCHOOL : apni

Education related songs:

SCHOOL : apni toh pathshala masti ki pathshala.....
TUTION : idhar chala mein udhar chala.......
MATHS : ajeeb daasta hai ye kaha shuru kaha khatam....
SCIENCE : aa khushi se khud khushi kar le.....
GEOGRAPHY : musafir hu yaaro na gar hai na thikana....
ECONOMICS : kyu paisa paisa karti hai paise pe kyu marti hai.....
EXAM : zahriti raatey nind udh jati hai........
RESULT : jiya dhadak dhadak jaye......
PASS : aaj mein upar asman niche.......
FAIL : jag suna suna lage.........!!!!

Hindi ki class me 1

Hindi ki class me 1 stud. ne 2nd se pucha:gaali kya hoti h.
dusra stud: atyadhik krodh ane par sharirik rup se hinsa na krte hue, mokhik rup se ki gai hinsatmak karywahi k liye chayanit shabdo ka wah samuh jiske uccharan k paschat man ko gehan shanti ka anubhav hota h. usey hum gaali kahte h. ;)

Student or god 'Hazaro ki

Student or god 
'Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi,
agr PASS kr deta to kya bat thi?

God -
ISHQ thoda km ladata to kya bat thi,
kitabe to saari tere pass thi.

MOM: Wake up, son. Its

MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to college..
SON: Why mom? I dont want to go to college...
MOM: Give me to reasons y u dont want to go to college?
SON: one, all the students hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me...
MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on, you have to go to college...
SON: Give me to reasons why I should go to college.?
MOM: one, you are 55 years old and Two, you are the Principal of the college!

Traffic sign-board near college: Drive Carefully

Traffic sign-board near college:

Drive Carefully don't kill the students Wait for the professors.

A certain professor arrived late

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.

Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"

The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."

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