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सान में ही मौजूद

गहन शौध मे पाया गया हे कि ''...कङ'' शब्द में 
कोई मात्रा नहीं है !

पर ये ...लग ...लग मात्राओ में 
हर इंसान में ही मौजूद है !!


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जो महबूब की यादों में जागते हैं तन्हा रातों में...
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सिर्फ वो ही बता सकते हैं कि कौनसे
मोबाईल की बैटरी ज्यादा चलती हैं!

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इंजिनियरिंग के छात्र : सर हमने एक ऐसी
चीज बनाई है जिसकी सहायता से आप
दीवार के आर-पार देख सकते हैं।
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सर : वाह! क्या चीज है वह?
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छात्र : दीवार में छेद।


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Year  2080
TV Schedule 

movies Ok : धूम 45

Zee cinema  : आशिकी 74

start  gold  : krish 39

UTV movies  : गोलमाल 81

set MAX:  " सूर्यवंशम "

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ऐसा मौसम आ गया है की पंखा चलाकर 
चद्दर ओढ़ कर 
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 चद्दर से एक टाँग बाहर निकाल कर सोना पड़ता है।

Before you start some work, always

Before you start some work,
always ask yourself three questions  

Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful. 

Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.

Some girls happen to be

Some girls happen to be pretty,
some girls happen to be smart,

I just happen to be both!

"Don't be afraid to show

"Don't be afraid to show that you care for someone, 
because if you don't,
someone else might just take your place"

"PUNCTUALITY" is Not Just About "BEING

"PUNCTUALITY" is Not Just About
"BEING ON TIME" Its Basically
Respecting Our Own  Commitments.


Be punctual!  Choice is yours!

Never underestimate the power of

Never underestimate the power of simple courtesy.
Your courtesy may not be returned or remembered
But
discourtesy will always . 
Choice is Yours....

Things Money Cannot Buy Manners Morals Respect Character Common Sense Trust Patience Class Intergrity Love

Things Money Cannot Buy


Manners
Morals
Respect
Character
Common Sense
Trust
Patience
Class
Intergrity
Love

If people are trying to

If people are trying to bring you down .....

It only means that you are above them.

Meri Chahat Ka Ehsas Agar

Meri Chahat Ka Ehsas 
Agar Us Tak Pahunch Jaye

To Bas Itna Keh Dena .....

Hum Jaise Log Kho Jaye 
To Phir Dobara Nahi Milte...

"Every one acts like a

"Every one acts like a inexperienced in their own problems." 
But,
"In case of other's problems, Everyone acts like an Expert.."!!!
Never advise that you don't use!
Choice is yours!

The "OUCHHH" Moment . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When i tried

The "OUCHHH" Moment
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When i tried to hug the most beautiful and
stylish person on earth
but my nose hit my mirror...!!

Leave "something" for "someone" but never

Leave "something" for "someone" but
never leave "someone" for something" bcuz....
in life "something" will leave u but
"someone" willalways b with u.

Kuch log acchi yaadon ki

Kuch log acchi yaadon ki tarah hote he,
Jinhe yad kar k dil khush ho jata he
Or jinko bhulana namumkin hai
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Aap unhi me se 1 Ka msg padh rahe ho..

Search A Beautiful Heart But

Search A Beautiful Heart But Do Not Search A Beautiful Face. 

Beautiful Things Are Not Always Good. 
But Good Thing Are Always Beautiful

Best Ads: RTO: "Donate blood,but not on

Best Ads:
RTO:
"Donate blood,but not on Road"

Forest dept: 

"Shoot the bird with camera,
not with gun".

FLY WITH KINGFISHER-NOT ON PLANE BUT WITH BEER

1 khubsurat sa chehra. 1 sachchi Muskan. 1 masum

1 khubsurat
sa chehra.
1 sachchi
Muskan.
1 masum sa
Dil.
Har gum se
Anjaan.
Khud par
Vishvas.
Or
Dushro
Ki
Jaan.
Yahi to hai "Hamari" pehchan....

Nice Thought "Kyo Mai Kuch

Nice Thought 
"Kyo Mai Kuch Sochkar Apna DIL Udas Karu.. 
Log Hume Utna Hi YAAD karte hai.._
Jitni Humari 
"Ahmiyat Hoti Hai". It's true..

Kinaro Par Moti Mila Nahi

Kinaro Par Moti Mila Nahi Karte,
Dard Me Kabhi Gila Nahi Karte
Hum Ache Na Sahi,
Bure Hi Sahi 
Par Hum Jese Bure Bhi
Har Kisiko Mila Nahi Karte....!! "

Few rules for mast and

Few rules for mast and bindaas life::-) 

Like all..! 
Trust few..! 
Follow None..! 
Love one..!

But Learn from Every one... :)

Right Saying by a wrong

Right Saying by a wrong person:
"Listen To MY Advice Not B'coz I'AM Always RIGHT..
But,
B'coz I Have More Experience Of Being WRONG"..

Old concept: "Do or Die" New

Old concept: "Do or Die"

New concept: "Do b4 u die"

Latest concept: "Don't die, until u do".

Bigri baat bane nahi, chahe

Bigri baat bane nahi, chahe kitna roye.
Rahiman fate dudh se, mathe na makhan hoye.

बिगरी बात बने नहीं, चाहे कितना रोये .
रहिमन फटे दूध से, मथे ना माखन होय.

Is liye hamesha koshish karni chahiye ki DISPUTE badhe nahi. Ek bar dil me darar pad jane par vishvaas nahi rahta aor Prem ka makhan nahi nikalta.

Angry Santa to his son:

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.

How do u identify a

How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Two goldfish in a bowl

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

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