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चले तो थे दोस्तों का

चले तो थे दोस्तों का पूरा काफिला लेकर,
पर आधे "जुदा" हो गए और 
आधे "खुदा" हो गए, 
कुछ "गुमशुदा" तो कुछ "शादीशुदा" हो गए..!

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

Beauty is not judged by

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your inner beauty.
So...
Always Wear...
Designer Undergarments...

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yu;
Unka Maqsad Hai Misaal-e-Hoor Ho Jana;
Magar Ye Baat Kisi Begum Ki Samajh Mein Kyun Nahi Aati;
Ki Mumkin Hi Nahi Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angoor Ho Jana!

Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har

Strange But True..
.
.
Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag
Naam HAI..
.
.
Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz
Lagate Hai..
.
.
.
"Abe Kaminey"
Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat
Kar Dekhte Hai...

Lo ji garmiya da tofa

Lo ji garmiya da tofa
 ()
(;;;)
 /"/
 //
ice cream for you thodi si chaat kar aage forward kar do garmi sirf aapko hi nhi lagti hai .

Hundred Words Of An enemy

Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Gv Pain
.
But
.
A True Friend's Silence Can Gv Hundred Tears
.
So
.
BAK-BAK Krte Rha Karo
Tasalli rhti h.:-D;-):-

Once in a jungle all

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Life has so much 2

Life has so much 2 teach us. 1famous Chinese poet said: ''Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping ching myan ''Really touching na..? Merey to ansu hi aa gye......

Aawaz SE pyari aankhe Aankho SE

Aawaz SE pyari aankhe

Aankho SE pyari sanse

Sanso SE pyara DIL

DIL SE pyari dhadkan

Dhadkan SE pyare Aap

Aur

Aap se pyare HUM

Q ki SMS hamne kiya Hai..

HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA

HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA KAUN KAREGA...,
JAB HUM NA RAHE TO DOSTI KAUN KAREGA...,
A KHUDA MERE DOSTO KO SALAMAT RAKHNA..,
WARNA MERI SHADI ME DANCE KAUN KAREGA.

Full form of SMS. S-Saala M-Muft da S-Sayapa Je

Full form of SMS.

S-Saala
M-Muft da
S-Sayapa

Je na karo ta kanjus,
Je karo ta vehle,

Je bhej deyo ta. yar ae ta purane si
Je na bejo ta. yar tusi wade log ho.

Popular golden words: "If you want

Popular golden words:

"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people,

Seriously,

I Have no objection, you can walk with me.

Zamaane se choopkar, Teri tasveer bathroom

Zamaane se choopkar,
Teri tasveer bathroom main laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho,
Isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Pathan-Mai ullu kharedne gya prNhe

Pathan-
Mai ullu kharedne gya pr
Nhe khareed ska

Major Rohail- kyu?
Qeemat zeada thi?
Ullu psand nhe aya?

Pathan-
Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya

Sardar-Muje e.mail bnana hySardarSardargSardar123SardarabcKoe b


Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum “AKALMAND SARDAR” try kro
100% mil jye ga

Pathan-Yaha pr sb travel agency

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

Boy-Papa mjr nokarani se pyar


Boy-
Papa mjr nokarani se pyar hy
Mei us se e shadi kru ga

Major Rohail-
Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho

Boy-
Kyu?

Major Rohail-
Yhe galti mei ne b ke thi beta

Pyar ke season me apne

Pyar ke season me apne love guru se janiye kitna gehra hai ap dono mai pyar?

Type Love (Ur Name+ Partner's Name) & send it 2 your Papa's No. wohi batayenge asli gehrai

Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh

Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.

Hosh aane par "Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?"

Major Rohail:Khansi ka kya hal

Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b bnd ho jae ga

TWO ARABIANS2 Arabi ek dosre

TWO ARABIANS

2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rhe the

.

Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola

Molvi sab mere lye b dua karna

Major Rohail:Khan sab yha se

Major Rohail:
Khan sab yha se Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
.
Khan:
20#
.
Maajor Rohail: Agr 20# na mele to..?
.
Khan:
Phir 10...10..# ke do pakr lena

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Why women live a better,

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.

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