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जो खानदानी रईस है वो

जो खानदानी रईस है वो (Those who rich from family) ,
रखते हैं मिजाज़ नर्म अपना (keep there behavior normal ) ,

तुम्हारा लहजा बता रहा है (You style shows that ),
तुम्हारी दौलत नई नई है .! ( You got money just now)

Ghar ki bani desi ghee

Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or parathe lekar 'Ma Baap' college me padh rhe bete se milne gaye
Unhe saade kapdo me dekh 1 ladki ne pucha
"who r they?"
Ladke ne kaha
"They are servants from my village"
Maa Baap ki aankho me KHUSHI k aansu aa gaye
"Humara beta ab angreji bolne laga hai"
Agar msg free ho or aap apne"Maa Paa"se bahut pyar karte ho to ye msg itna forward karo k koi ladka/ladki apne
"Maa Paa"k sath aisa na kare

तारीफ के काबिल हम कहाँ, चर्चा

तारीफ के काबिल हम कहाँ,
चर्चा तो आपकी चलती है, 
सब कुछ तो है आपके पास, 
बस सींग और पूंछ की कमी खलती है... 

इतना खूबसूरत कैसे मुस्कुरा लेते हो,
इतना कातिल कैसे शर्मा लेते हो, 
एक बात बताओ दोस्त बचपन से ही कमीने हो, 
या सूरत ही ऐसी बना लेते हो............. 

तुमसा कोई दूसरा जमीन पर हुआ.
तो रब से शिकायत होगी ....
एक तो झेला नहीं जाता 
दूसरा आ गया तो क्या हालत होगी ... 

खुदा करे तुम जिन्दगी में बहुत आगे बढ़ो!!!
इतने आगे बढ़ो की जिससे मिलो वो कहे -ऐ बाबा चलो चलो आगे बढ़ो.

Your network tariff has changed! Call

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.

Press down if you think

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Jubse tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he