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A lawyer and a blonde woman were sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer leaned over to her and asked if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde declined and turned towards the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persisted, saying that the game was really easy and a lot of fun. He explained, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice -versa. 
 Again, the blonde politely declined and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer made another offer: 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, I will pay you $5, but if I don't know the anwer, I will pay you $5.' The blonde agreed. The lawyer asked the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' 
 The blonde silently reached into her purse, pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the lawyer. Then she asked the lawyer, 'what goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four? 
 The lawyer took out his laptop computer and seached all his all his references. He tapped into the airphone with his modem and searched the net. Frustrated, he sent e-mails to all his co-workers and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, he gave up. He woke the blonde and handed her $50. The blonde accepted it, then turned away to get back to sleep. The lawyer asked the blonde, 'Well, so what is the answer?' Again, without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep. 

Lawyer: Did you blow your

Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything? 
Witness: After the accident? 
Lawyer: Before the accident. 
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. 

Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you. 
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
Lawyer: How long has he lived with you? 
Witness: Forty-five years. 

Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year.

Lawyer: Mr. Smith, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? 
Witness: I went to Europe, Sir. 
Lawyer: And you took your new wife?

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