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Oxymoron is defined as a phrase

One interesting word in English. 

Oxymoron: 
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymorons :

 1)  Clearly Misunderstood
 2)  Exact Estimate
 3)  Small Crowd
 4)  Act Naturally
 5)  Found Missing
 6)  Fully Empty
 7)  Pretty Ugly
 8)  Seriously Funny
 9)  Only Choice
10)  Original Copies

And people say the Mother of all Oxymorons is-

11) "Happily Married"

Husband : (calls up Hotel

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife & she says she will jump from your hotel window.

Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.

Husband : Abey Saale ! The window is not opening. This is a maintenance issue ..

At a wedding reception the

At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"
The Bartender was almost crushed to death.

A man went to the

A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date ..
Office was closed 
and he read the following Notice outside the office ...
"Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm... you may use this time to think again"

Marriage: A Journey From Scotch To Scotch Brite

Marriage:

A
Journey
From
Scotch
To
Scotch Brite

SHADI (Marriage Jokes) S : Setting

SHADI (Marriage Jokes)

S : Setting Close
H: Himmat End
A: Azadi End
D: Dimage Kharaab
I: Imtihan Start


Jinki Ho gayi Bhog lo,
Jnki Nahi huyi wo schol lo

After the wedding the incident

After the wedding the incident to assure that such expenses;
After which you have to believe that hostels were as good at lying unexplored ----

Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle

Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?.
silent!
Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?.
Wife: Haye rabba....Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho...

DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,single

DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...Saala JIGAR chahiye, BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....

This year's election is a

This year's election is a bachelor's party! 

Narendra Modi,
Rahul Gandhi, 
Mamata Bannerji,
Jayalalita,
Mayavati & 
Anna Hazare.

desh ka bhavishya sirf kuvara vyakti hi badal sakta hai kyu ki...

...shaadishuda to saala TV ka channel bhi apani marji se nahi badal sakta...

The Most Famous Adventure Sport

The Most Famous Adventure Sport of India R33;R33;ARRANGE MARRIAGE :373;:377;=))

शेरों के यहाँ शादी थी। तगड़ा

शेरों के यहाँ शादी थी।

तगड़ा वाला डांस चल रहा था, डांस में एक कुत्ता भी मस्त होकर नाच रहा था।

अचानक एक शेर की निगाह उस पर पड़ी तो उसने पूछा: 'कि तुम शेरों की शादी में कैसे'?

कुत्ता नाचते हुए बोला: भाई, 
शादी से पहले हम भी शेर हुआ करते थे!

माता पिता अपनी बिटिया के

माता पिता अपनी बिटिया के लिए सुयोग्य वर खोजते समय दो बातों का ख्याल रखते हैं ...

एक तो लड़का खाते पीते घर का हो..... 
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दूसरे .........वो खाता पीता न हो ....

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भला ये क्या बात हुई .

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..??-
Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se dur le ja ke koi tujhe bartan manjvayega to tu kya nachega

3 Important Stages Of Life... Before

3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage MAD For Each Other, During Marriage MADE For Other,
After Marriage MAD Because Of Each Other...

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage: "Bika Hua MaaL

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

You cheat God thousand of

You cheat God thousand of times. 

But God is so kind, 
He doesn't punish you every time ... ? 

He just gets you MARRIED once.

Arrange marriage is such a

Arrange marriage is such a funny concept......
All ur life u r taught Not to speak strangers.... 
But suddenly u r asked to sleep with one !!!:D =D =)) >=) !!

1 Boy ki engagement 1

1 Boy ki engagement 1 boht Khubsurat Ladki se hui.

Wo Ladka us ladki se kabhi nahi mila tha.

Na kabhi us se baat hui thi Bas sab logo se uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.

Shaadi k baad ladka us ka ghoonghat utha kr bola

Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho, Tumhe kya gift karoo

Ladki sharmati hui boli "Do aap taa Dill Taley"

MORAL:- Kam se kam ek call toh kar leni chahiye thi

How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st

How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE:

1st 3 years ------Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. ..

After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils

After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.

After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

kal suna- ye zin ( bottle

kal suna-
ye zin ( bottle wala) aadami ko hi milata hai,mahila ko kyo nahi. ? unhe bhi kahe koi hukm mere aakaa
doosara bola- mahila ko shaadi mein pati mila hai na bhai.

1 admi shadi ke liye

1 admi shadi ke liye marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha aur bahar notice laga hua tha:-
"1 baje se 3 baje tak office band rahega... 
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TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH LEIN"

Lalu: Kanoon ek aadmi ko

Lalu: Kanoon ek aadmi ko dusri aurat se shaadi ki izaazar kyo nahi deta.
Kalu: Kyonki kanun apko ek hi apraadh ke liye do baar saja nahi de sakta.

2 baccho ki maa tisri

2 baccho ki maa tisri baar shadi kar rahi thi..
Fero ke waqt chhota bacha rone laga,

To..
Maa boli:
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.Chup ho ja, Warna agli bar nahi laaungi!

By all means, marry. If

By all means, marry. 

If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

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