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अगर दो पीपल के पेड़

अगर दो पीपल के पेड़ को एक रस्सी से लपेट दीया जाए
तो उस रस्सी को कया कहेंगे ।

सोचो ।.................................

सोचो ।

उस रस्सी को बोलेंगे " नोकीया "- कनेक्टइंग पीपल

तिन चुहे आपसमे बात कर

तिन चुहे आपसमे बात कर रहे थे।
पहला चूहा : मै बलवान हु।
मैने एक बार चुहा मारने वाला दवा खाई पर मुझे कुछ नहि हुवा।
दुसरा : तुमसे मै बलवान हु।
मै एक बार चुहा फसाने वाला फंदे मैं फस गया था मैने गुस्सेमे उस फंदे को हि चकनाचुर कर दिया।
तिसरा(उठते हुए) कल मिलेगे दोस्त,

लड़का : "मेरी जान "

लड़का : "मेरी जान " इस दिल मैं आ जा ना
लड़की : संडल निकालू क्या ।
लड़का : पगली , ये मन्दिर थोडी है ..... ऐसे ही आजा ।

Dosti karo college wali se,

Dosti karo college wali se, 
pyar karo office vali se, 
baatein karo pados wali se, 
ankh ladao sali se, 
love karo dilvali se, 
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE

American : “US mein shaadi

American : “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” 
indian : ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti 
hai...!!!”

Knock knock -who's there? -Albert -Albert who? -Albert you'll

Knock knock
-who's there?
-Albert
-Albert who?
-Albert you'll never guess

What's the difference between a

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up!

Waiter,waiter!The water in my glass

Waiter,waiter!The water in my glass is cloudy!"
-"Don't worry sir-the water's fine. It's just the dirty glass, that's all!

When you want to enjoy

When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day

Dreams....are not the one you

Dreams....are not the one you see when u sleep, but are those which will never let U sleep.. till they r achieved

Morning means One More inning

Morning means One More inning given by GOD to play and win So Good Morning and have a Lovely winning day

To meet n then depart

To meet n then depart is d way of life. But to depart n then meet is d hope of life.V meet 2 create memories. But V depart to preserve it n thatz life... 

A determined person will do

A determined person will do more with a pen and paper, than a lazy person will accomplish with a personal computer

Friendship isn't about whom you

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. Its about who came and never left..

Aap ki sanso se chalti

Aap ki sanso se chalti hai saanse hamari
Aap ki dhadkan se dhadkata hai dil,
baat to bahut karni hai aap se,
Par aata hai bahut jayaada bill!

pehle sama jalti thi parvane

pehle sama jalti thi parvane ke liye. magar ab sama jalti hai bijli ka bill ghatane ke liye

Santa & banta sit in

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house... 
1st: "Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi" 
2nd: To kya? 
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! 
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

Aap ki sanso se chalti

Aap ki sanso se chalti hai saanse hamari
Aap ki dhadkan se dhadkata hai dil,
baat to bahut karni hai aap se,
Par aata hai bahut jayaada bill!

Dil se dil lagake to

Dil se dil lagake to dekho meri yaad mein aansoo baha kar to dekho sms to kya call bhi karege ek baar mera mobile re -charge karaake to dekho

Sur hai na taal hai

Sur hai na taal hai jindagi behaal hai 
koi to sms karo meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Kaash hum aapke mobile number

Kaash hum aapke mobile number hote 
har samay aapko yaad hote 
Bhale aap humein badal dete 
lekin humse bichadne ki khabar sabko dete

4 kaam karo- mobile switch

4 kaam karo- mobile switch off karo
Bettry nikalo,sim card nikalo aur mobile ko road par fake do!jab sms nahi bhejna to mobile kis kaam ka

Hum laakh chupaye,pyaar magar duniya

Hum laakh chupaye,pyaar magar duniya ko pata chal ja jayega tera sms aayga to mobile hil jayega .

Humien to mobile ne luta

Humien to mobile ne luta phone mein kaha dum tha 
aas paas tawer nahi tha bus isi baat ka Gum tha.

T.v,biwi,aur mobile mein ek hi

T.v,biwi,aur mobile mein ek hi samanta hai
 thoda ruk jaoo to aur bhi aaccha piece mil jata hai.