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Jiju ur BubbliJiju:Main tumhare lye

Jiju ur Bubbli

Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
.
Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
.
Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja hai

Bubbli:Maa aj me ne ek

Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya

Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?

Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rha

Aftr SuhagratMajor Rohail:Tuhe raat ko

Aftr Suhagrat

Major Rohail:
Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Anti Misba:
Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha
Jb main school me thi

Newly married couple.Bubbli:Humari shadi ko

Newly married couple
.
Bubbli:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
.
Major Rohail:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

Major Rohail:Yaar mobile neya lya

Major Rohail:
Yaar mobile neya lya hai?
.
Sardar:
Nhi mere cousin ka hy
.
Major Rohail:
Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?
.
Sardar:
Cousin jb b milta tha kehta tha
“Yaar tu mera phone uthata kyu nhi”

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:
Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
.
B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
.
.
.
Qabristan walo se pooch lo

Anti Misba:Darling she is my

Anti Misba:
Darling she is my sister Bubbli
.
Major Rohail: Ok
.
Anti Misba:
Why r u getting excited?
.
Major Rohail:
I m not excited I m totally relaxed
.
Anti Misba:
If ur relaxed thn what is that thng
Standing in ur pants

Sardar:Aj BV ne bohat mara.Major

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
.
Major Rohail:
Kyu?
.
Sardar:
I was kissing Katrena
.
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
.
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena

What is common between Mr.Bean

What is common between 
Mr.Bean & Major Rohail
.
.
They don’t need to pretend that they are stupid

Phatan’s Army TestMajor Rohail:3+5?Phatan:8.Major Rohail:7+3?Phatan:10.Major

Phatan’s Army Test

Major Rohail:
3+5?
Phatan:
8
.
Major Rohail:
7+3?
Phatan:
10
.
Major Rohail:
8+8?
Phatan:
Pta nhi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 he ungleyan hai

Why did Bubbli throw a

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

Major Rohail:Sara din tume SMS

Major Rohail:
Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur
Kaam b aata hai kya?
.
Kid:
G han
MMS
GPRS
CALL
GAMES
MOVIE
PHOTO
Ur
Mp3 songs play krne b
Aata hai

Anti Misba got married for

Anti Misba got married for the
8th time
.
What did people wrote on congratulations
Cards
.
.
.
.
“Many happy returns of the day”

Santa:Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
.
Batna:
Social Work?
.
Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya tha

Sardar:Aaj Anti Misba ne muj

Sardar:
Aaj Anti Misba ne muj se mera numbr manga,
Main numbr likh he raha tha k pen
Chlna bnd ho gya
.
Major Rohail:
Kya tu “CELLO” pen use nhi krta?

"Commin Soon"Major Rohail ki apne

"Commin Soon"
Major Rohail ki apne DAD k sath larai ho gai
Major Rohail ghuse main aa kr
Qabristan gya ur waha apne DAD k
naam ka board lga kr neche likh dya
“Coming Soon Insha Allah”

Major Rohail TIND krva kr

Major Rohail TIND krva kr petrol
Pump pr chala gya
.
Kyu?
.
.
TIND ko wiper se saaf krvane

Major Rohail Anti Misba se

Major Rohail Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar b Anti Misba se pyar krta tha
Sardar 2 Major Rohail
“Hume shadi kr leni chaheye
3no husbnd wife khushi khushi
zindagi guzare ge”

Sardar:Yaar ksi ne Kachre k

Sardar:
Yaar ksi ne Kachre k dabe pr
“excuse me” likha hova hai
.
Major Rohail:
Oy wo excuse me nhi “Use me” likha hova hai

Major Rohail“Insurance wala ne kha

Major Rohail
“Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirf
Husbnd wife k lye hai
Ab main 4 dfa insurance k lye
4 B.Vyan kha se laon”
.
Anti Misba
“Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”

Bubbli ke shadi hoiBubbli ka

Bubbli ke shadi hoi
Bubbli ka husbnd langra tha
Bubbli
“Maa my hsbnd got only 1 foot”
.
Anti Misba
“U R lucky ur papa got only 5 inch”

Major Rohail:mei tumhe car ur

Major Rohail:
mei tumhe car ur new ghar le k duga
ur boht sa gold b dilvau ga
.
.
Bubbli: ye btao aj park mei ao ge na
.
Major Rohail:
agr B.V ne bus ka karaya dya
tu zroor au ga

Ek sharabi sharab pee kr

Ek sharabi sharab pee kr bus main charh gya
.
Major Rohail:
Beta tum DOZAKH k raste pr jaa rhe ho
.
Sharabi
“OY roko roko Bus roko main ghalat bus
main suwar ho gya”

Major Rohail: Tum Dr. k

Major Rohail:
Tum Dr. k pass apna mobile kyu le k gya tha?
.
Sardar: O G mere mobile main VIRUS jo aa gya tha

Sardar apni BV Anti Misba

Sardar apni BV Anti Misba ko Juve main har gya
.
Sardar
“Me tuje juve me har gya,ab tu Major Rohail ke hai”
.
Anti Misba
“Meri to kismat he kharab hy
Mera koi b husbnd acha Juwarya nhi niklta,sb
Mje har jate hai”

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