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Lohri ki Bhadai
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Lohri ki Bhadai


Mitha intazar te intazar nalo

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, 
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari

Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,

Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai 

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, 
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

Akhan di benuri changi nahin

Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, 
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi! 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c 
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. 

Paani mein whiskey milao ta

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. 

Petrol ke rate badhne par

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." 

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. 

Tere hathon mitran ne hona

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, 
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, 
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

Master: Mein tenu kutte te

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu 
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Santa: Mein tere 64 de

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. 
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Baari barsi khatan geya si,

Baari barsi khatan geya si, 
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

Jad aapji da janam hoya

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, 
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

,, ('',)/' OYE KIDHAA

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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, 
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Ek bar baarish ho rahi

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." 

Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya

Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. 

Hove supne ch tu te

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. 

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne. 

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? 
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Dil 20 13, 80 20

Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. 


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Teri dosti da main satkar

Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.. 

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