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नेट बैंकिंग के लिए संता

नेट बैंकिंग के लिए संता ने पासवर्ड बनाया
राम-सीता-लक्ष्मण-हनुमान- दिल्ली-स्पाइडरमैन
बंता- यार इतना लंबा पासवर्ड क्यों बनाया!
संता - यार बैंक वाले कहते हैं कि पासवर्ड में 5 कैरेक्टर 1 कैपिटल और 1 स्पेशल कैरेक्टर होना चाहिए!

संता – सबसे बड़ा चैलेंज

संता – सबसे बड़ा चैलेंज क्या है ?

बंता – परीक्षा की कॉपी में कुछ न लिखना और अंत में लिख देना कि मां का दूध पिया है तो पास करके दिखा ......

Sante ek sadhu se mila. Sadhu:Kuchh

Sante ek sadhu se mila.
Sadhu:Kuchh daan karo bachcha.
Santa ne 50 Rs. de dia
SADHU Khush ho ke:Mang beta, kya chahiye?
Santa:Baba, mere 50 Rs wapas dedo

Santa:computer kharidne gaya salseman ne

Santa:computer kharidne gaya 
salseman ne tarifo ka pul bandhte hue kaha yeh computer aapka 50% kam akele hi kar dega 
santa: phir to mai do kharid lunga

संता :- शर्ट के लिए

संता :- शर्ट के लिए कपडा़ दिखाईये.... 
सेल्समेन :- सर....प्लेन में दिखाऊं ? 
संता :- नहीं, हेलीकॉप्टर में दिखा हरामखोर... बंदर की औलाद.... संता दिखा नही कि मज़ाक शुरू...

Santa to Taxi Driver Vinayak

Santa to Taxi Driver Vinayak 
mandir jaoge kya?
Taxi Driver haa sahab!
Santa- Theek hai 
wapas aate waqt mere liye
prasad le aana!

Banta ko santa ka 1

Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,

Santa Pahli Baar Village mein

Santa Pahli Baar Village mein gaya,

Base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola

Gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti.

Banta bola: Bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai

Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay

Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?

Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.

Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge

संता - डॉक्टर साहब मेरे

संता - डॉक्टर साहब मेरे को प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करवानी है! कितना खर्चा आयेगा?
डॉक्टर - दस लाख रूपये
संता - और à¤...गर प्लास्टिक हम दे तो?

Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek

Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!

Santa, Banta & Bobby were

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai? Pappu:

Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

The math teacher saw that

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Teacher: Asman me udne wali

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess

Banta: What's the similarity between

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai,

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay

Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do...!

Santa bought a car on

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Santa: Rab j tu mainu

Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...

Banta k ghar ladka hua,

Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! 

Bante de ghar buddi mar

Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. 
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!