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Anti Misba: mei driver ko

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

Sardar:Kal mera abba kunwain me

Sardar:
Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
Ur
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Bachao
Bachao
.
.
Major Rohail:
Ab kaisa hy wo?
.
.
Sardar:
Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye

2 Sardar match dekh rahe

2 Sardar match dekh rahe the. Dhoni ne chouka lagaya.
1st-Dekho GOAL hua.
2nd-Oye, Goal isme nahi Cricket me hota hai

Sardar goes to Petrol Pump.. Reads notice- DON'T

Sardar goes to
Petrol Pump..
Reads notice-
DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls everyone & says,
DON'T CALL ME..
I am at Petrol Pump.

आधी रात का समय था

आधी रात का समय था , काली रात थी ।
समय रुक गया था , भयानक सन्नाटा था ।
इतने मैं ...........................एक सरदार चीलाया
कुकदुकू ............... कुक डू कु

सरदार एक साधू से बोला

सरदार एक साधू से बोला : बाबा मेरी बीवी
बहुत परेशान करती है कोई उपाय बताओ ।
साधू : बेटा उपाय होता तो मैं साधू क्यू बनता

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital 
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ 

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut meinĒDelivery FreeĒ hai.

sardars were fighting after exam. Sir:

sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, 
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

Sardarji is writing a letter

Sardarji is writing a letter to his son. 
It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast,
so am writing this letter very slow."

A Sardar was in a

A Sardar was in a hotel and his cellular phone rang.
He picked it up and said " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi. 
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Kya bindas hava chal rahi

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain ,br> aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, 
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, 
PEPSI ka cr8 ho, 
ANDE ka oml8 ho, 
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, 
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, 
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! 

Teacher-: oxygen is must 4

Teacher-: oxygen is must 4 breathing & 4 life.. it was discoverd in1773..
Sardaar-: thank god!i was born after that, pehle paida hota to mar jata.

Santa to banta:"raat koteri khidki

Santa to banta:"raat ko
teri khidki khuli thi,
I enjoyed full seen of u
& yr wife"
Banta:"Ban gaya na
Bhuddu,main kal puri raat ghar hi nahi tha"

Banta came home & foundhis

Banta came home & found
his wife laying naked in bed
and cigar in the ashtray
beside the bed.
Banta: i will
i will kill unless u
tell me where the
cigar came from!"
A muffled voice came from
under the bed....."Havana"

Santa:"I was away for a

Santa:"I was away for a week.
Yesterday i sent a fax to my wife I'had be
home that night,and when
I got into my room
I found my wife in another
man's arms
why, tell me why!"
Banta:"may be, my friend,
she didnot get the fax"

A sardar learning english introduces

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney

2 sardars were fighting after

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied

Try 2 understand n donít

Try 2 understand n donít disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didnít sleep thinkingt of u.
So donít play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.

A lady calls Santa for

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesnít turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: Iím coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Q:Why Santa is standing below

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ĎAaj Light Khana hai!í

Pathan sitting on the top

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Santa dials a number. A

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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